What occurs on the lake stays on the lake. Or does it?
Parker and his Buckhead Shore friends have formally arrived at his household’s lake home to “let free” for the summer season, however it appears their goals of any “drama-free” southern shore life will probably be short-lived. Hailing from Buckhead — the Beverly Hills of the South — this tight-knit crew has historical past… after which some.
The rooster man Parker is the HBIC (“Head Buck” in cost) as a result of, nicely, it is his lake home. Though his fam owns one of many greatest fast-food rooster chains within the Southeast, ask the self-proclaimed nation boy at coronary heart (however a metropolis boy in his pants) to grill rooster at your personal danger. His ride-or-dies embrace Pat and DJ, whose dad is Daryl Simmons, the king of baby-making music. DJ lures the women by writing his personal sexual poetry lyrics. Stated girls embrace Bethania, his longtime friend-turned-lover, although their previous hookups have not stopped him from taking physique pictures off of Chelsea. As for Chelsea, her first day on the lake home introduced on a UTI, which she swiftly (and oddly) blamed on Parker’s golden retriever Babe. Chelsea is tight with Adamo, a navy aviation mechanic by day and stripper by evening (sorry, Adamo’s mother). Talking of strippers, enter Juju: Parker could also be “the king of rooster strips,” however Juju is “the king of stripper chicks” and helps run his household enterprise, the famed Atlanta strip membership Magic Metropolis.
After which there’s aspiring realtor and “queen bae” Katie, whose arrival has Parker considerably nervous.
“I am actually excited for all my associates to come back to my lake home, however there’s one individual I am nervous about seeing: my ex-girlfriend Katie,” Parker shared. “Even when we’re not collectively, Katie will all the time be in my life. So I invited her as much as my lake home. I hope it is a good suggestion.”
Dun, dun, duuuuun. Katie’s unofficial motto: “If it is not poisonous, I do not need it.” Based on DJ, their “poisonous love” is “like The Pocket book, however manner worse.” Living proof: Because of one in all Katie’s previous visits, Parker’s Rolex is chillin’ on the backside of the lake. Whereas Katie has zero intention of rekindling a romance together with her ex, she’s nonetheless in her emotions about it. (And likewise is not above strutting forwards and backwards in a horny swimsuit whereas Parker performs ping-pong, however we digress.)
“Being at this home, after all it makes me unhappy,” she admitted. “Simply ‘trigger I do know he’s not proper for me does not imply I nonetheless do not love him and have emotions for him. It is simply ensuring I respect myself sufficient to not preserve going again. However I generally do really feel like an fool.”
For now, there’s one factor (or individual, somewhat) who’s liable to make sure that Katie does not return to her ex: Parker’s new love curiosity Savannah. Seems that two days earlier than the gang’s arrival, Katie revenge-texted each Parker and Savannah claiming that she “spent the evening with Parker final Saturday.” Now that Sav is within the combine, Parker is raring to “come clear.”
“On the finish of the day, I made the choice,” he mentioned. “It is my fault. I opened that door, and I ought to have by no means let it occur.”
Upon Savannah’s arrival on the home, the HBIC was shortly accused of “enjoying two ladies,” and a bunch argument ensued. After cooler heads prevailed, Parker processed the “sticky state of affairs” and got here to 1 conclusion: “After final evening, all of my sh*t is on the street. I’ve to select up the items and persuade Savannah that that is not who I actually am. I’ve to inform Savannah the reality.”
Which is? “The reality is: That evening, Katie texted me, and I slept together with her.”
Ouch. Will Savannah forgive him? Discover out subsequent Thursday on Buckhead Shore at 9/8c.